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floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes
ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly
by toilet struggler October 2, 2021
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floor is invisible

“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.
Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.
by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023
mugGet the floor is invisiblemug.

Scrubbed the floor

Giving head while someone is on their knees.
Going by the state of her knees, I assume she scrubbed the floor
by Figlet nieve November 18, 2023
mugGet the Scrubbed the floormug.

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor
National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll
by StickyBeans July 29, 2021
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floor rescuer

Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
mugGet the floor rescuermug.

Ground floor movement

A movement that says that society is corrupt to it's very core.
It seeks to take over all the governments of the world and then have an evacuation of all the cities and where all the people are made to live in communal farms and work the land and the leaders of the former society would be reeducated. The only thing that would be saved from the former societies would be all the knowledge of the world which would be used to build a new civilization and to keep it from making all the mistakes of the old one.

The only laws that it would would be only the ones that would keep people form hurting or killing each other,like murder ect. There would be no laws against drugs or age of consent laws or they would be set at twelve ect.

In that society all the wealth would be given to everyone equally and society would be socialist.
by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011
mugGet the Ground floor movementmug.

Ground floor

Ground floor enter the street, 1st floor you are jumping out a window
I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died
by Livvysmallfeet March 24, 2021
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