French uptempo

You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.

Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.

by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 3, 2022

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

French Listening

When someone is weirdly listening to you making out with someone else.

Stop "French Listening" at us weirdo!!

by Megpopper October 9, 2014

French Extension

Doing tricep extensions whilst a French girl rides you.

Juzzy Beefcakes went to the gym in Paris to work on his triceps. Halfway through his set he was pleasantly surprised by the young French lady who had positioned herself on his lap. He told his friends later on Facebook that he got a "French Extension". His friends were confused.

by Shabba80 May 20, 2014

French Fanta

When you visit Paris, hook up with a friend in their apartment. In your acts, forcefully shove a pre shaken up Fanta soda into their anus. Their muscles should pop the tab on it, exploding their anus with the sticky, sweet, orange substance. And now, you have committed your very first French Fanta.

Yo, I heard Ricky just did his first French Fanta last night! The apartment smelled so bad afterwards!

by StickySodaPoppy December 18, 2021

French Waltz

A cologne made by Tyler the creator sold in golf le fleur

Nardwaur: What does Tyler the creator smell like?
Tyler: French Waltz

by Bunny hop June 1, 2022

Blind French

A game where one person is blindfolded and goes around the room frenching anyone one time. The person who is frenched puts on the blindfold and begins the cycle again.

A bunch of friends and me were playing blind french.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.

by ADunkADunk August 18, 2009