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Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
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Free Robux

Free robux, despite popular demand... is possible to get. Not through the traditionally "Free Robux Generator 2021" but
with a little something called "groups" something like building places or making clothing can easily give you free robux so... yes free robux is achieveable
Person 1: FREE ROBUX 2021 WORKING GLITCH ON ROB(L)UX.com
Person 2: bruh these scam bots getting annoying
by am big big pro January 18, 2022
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Free Grobstein

Free Grobstein was a schoolwide campaign in Westfield, New Jersey which demanded the reinstatement of the position of substitute teacher for Howard Grobstein.

Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.

Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
WHS Student: Free Grobstein!! Let him finish!
by Ty 722001 April 18, 2022
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Free-User

Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses
"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.

"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.
by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022
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Freebirdin'

To be 'Freebirdin'' or to 'Freebird', one must be listening to the song Freebird and be doing something extreme or exciting without thinking about the next move you will make in that activity. The activity may be in real life or in a video game.
"Damn, I'm bored on this drive. I'm gonna do some drifting and be Freebirdin' it.

*crashes 12.69 seconds later*
by CuppedCereal May 5, 2023
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FREE AHMED DAY

5-JULY-2023 THE DAY INSTAGRAM USER @shimotsukiahmed GOT HIS INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
NO ONE STOPPING THE #FREEAHMED MOVEMENT TODAY, FREE AHMED DAY
by Emperor's Regent July 5, 2023
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free internet weed

content on the internet that is so annoying and poorly made, but in such a good way it makes you feel high.
every video on this guy's shitty YTP channel feels like free internet weed
by dagoth herb October 17, 2023
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