by D Chris April 22, 2024

on your feet soldier we are leaving!
by anonymous December 6, 2020

by Mfsdom June 29, 2025

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

something i wanna smell like bro it smells soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. also used for finding little things that when u step on hurt like hell despite setting ur feet on fire hurt less than stepping on a fucking lego like bro why cant i find any except in the fucking dark at 3 am when i actually dont wanna step on them
by ismellfeetforaliving May 3, 2021

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.
by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

The what? The Rats!
The Food water.
So
So?
What a So
Yeah
The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like
then when you stand like this, you stand like this
no that’s it thank you
The Food water.
So
So?
What a So
Yeah
The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like
then when you stand like this, you stand like this
no that’s it thank you
He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet”
I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.
I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.
by Rockette Morton June 23, 2024
