by FortniteLover123 October 23, 2018
Get the Eric Simmonsmug. Eric’s are sweet kind and helpful and one of the nicest people. But if your names Jackson you probably love sucking his dick and moaning 247 like you’re fucking Ryan Reynolds actually if your name is Ryan renolds you’re the hottest guy ever
by Treyten eats wap December 5, 2021
Get the Ericmug. A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022
Get the Eric Reskinmug. person 1: eric is emo
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
by yeetus cleetus deletus feetus October 20, 2022
Get the ericmug. Someone who typically runs a rehab or half way house. He does this for the sole reason of finding friends. An Eric finds it hard to communicate in english when he is out in the wild. He will always have a girlfriend who he lives with. These relationships are never consensual and he must pay his way through the years with his significant other. He also enjoys Spanish and Arabic music. His passion lies in the intricacies of making sounds hitting the fat on his belly. A very interesting type of person. Try not to look in his eyes when u approach him, it may provoke an aggressive response.
That dog is acting like an Eric would.
Watch out for that guy hes a big time Eric.
See that man slapping his belly...that's Eric.
Watch out for that guy hes a big time Eric.
See that man slapping his belly...that's Eric.
by Hoozy123 March 28, 2020
Get the Ericmug. by kickit123 March 6, 2023
Get the ericmug. Eric is a lil bit shy when you first meet him you'll think he is a b*tch at first, but if you actually try to get to know him he will be nice, show his true self, and feel comfortable around you. He is very tall and and sometimes freaky, if you ever see him sad make sure he is okay because all he wants is to feel loved. He is the nicest person you will ever meet
by itz_max011 July 13, 2024
Get the Ericmug.