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The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.
I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?
by English channel January 6, 2022
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Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
by crazycoay123 January 7, 2022
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Hawng hawng English

The type of English spoken in South Africa by people who even speak it with their noses. When they speak it sounds like hawng hawng hawng...
Hellow how arrrre youi todzayi hawng hawng English
by Billionare Association January 8, 2022
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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
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English No.1

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter
"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"
by Mia Evans January 17, 2022
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American English

American English, similar to Liberian English, Canadian English, and Sierra Leonean English, is an accent of English that Americans speak which dates back to the old British English from the 1600's/1700's.
American English being displayed as written below...
Julio - Ayo whats going on mane?

Tyrone - None much my guy yo, ya already know, just chilling over here.
Julio - Ight yo thats cool dude, I'm gon hit you up later cause I gotta run them errands tho yo.
Tyrone - Ight tho mane, fashoo.

( Both of them dudes respectfully shake each other hands as real men before they go about their day )
by Dalzvert January 18, 2022
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english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
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