Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users

The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click

by dubzziez April 23, 2021

STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!

I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.

by Greg from The Committee May 3, 2021

Finger engineering

The act of designing and engineering a building or construction project on the site and making things up as you go, with no predesigned plans.

Damn, the contractor and the owner are finger engineering the fuck out of this project. I hope it doesn't bite them in the ass with the building department when they try to pull an inspection.

by Coroyo70 June 12, 2021

bus engineer

someone who is nothing feels like nothing and is nothing

i want to be a bus engineer when i grow up
billie got fondled by a bus engineer
also known as : man of oysters
word creator: bus engineer

by bus engineer July 1, 2021

Mechatronics Engineering

A stressful department in futo strictly made for people who can handle depression and heartbreak. A place that bends the back and humbles the soul.

He has been mechatronised, that's why his sick.

Mechatronics Engineering

by Funnyfreakc July 2, 2021

Killswitch Engage

A metalcore band that is actually different then others, The band contains 5 members

Justin Foley: Drummer

Joel Stroetzel: Rythm guitarist

Mike D'Antonio: Bassist

Adam Dutkiewicz: Lead Guitarist

Jesse Leach: Vocalist

Unlike other Metalcore bands. Killswitch Engage's song isn't filled with breakdowns and instead has a nice riff. Sure there's gonna have breakdowns but not enough. Also it's known for the former vocalist Howard Jones which is the best vocalist in the genre due to his powerful operatic vocals.

KSE fan: *listens to KSE*
Dumbass: what are you listening

KSE fan: Killswitch Engage a metalcore band
Dumbass: EW METALCORE, NOT THAT EMO SHIT YOU FUCKING SCENE FAG
KSE fan: Oh really
Dumbass: what
KSE fan: LETS MOSH
Dumbass: NO
Entire KSE fanbase: *meshes each other*
Dumbass: *crushed and dies*

by Alex aka Aquatic F0xy August 6, 2021

google engineer

The person, who is finding an answers for the task on google

You are a such a google engineer

by dmitrr1 September 17, 2021