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Edging

When Tim keeps telling me, I'm on my way, I just have one quick thing to do (eg. Just gotta get some gas) but then doesn't come. This is repeated multiple times and with different reasons for the delay. (eg. eg. Just dropping off some McDonald's.)

This can last hours, possibly days, and even weeks although the latter has yet to be proven.
Edging,

Me- "Hey Tim, are you on your way? I'm super sick and you said you'd be here last night." Tim- "I'll be there I'm just getting gas etc. "

Me- "are you coming?" Tim- "yea I'm omw I'm just dropping off some McDonald's"
by Eyefuckyou August 1, 2025
mugGet the Edgingmug.

edge

Pertains to either preventing someone from living on the edge, or doing actions that cause yourself to live on the edge.
This young man needs to slow down and stop edging.
I must edge to the poor homeless man I see on the sidewalk everyday.
by edgeedgeredging February 14, 2024
mugGet the edgemug.

Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.
Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.
by trolled! August 9, 2024
mugGet the Shit Edgingmug.

Edging

When your fat hangs over your jeans
God I was edging all night
by Fatchick67 September 13, 2025
mugGet the Edgingmug.

Edging

Masturbating and stopping right until you hit the peak.
by anonymous June 21, 2024
mugGet the Edgingmug.

edge

a comedic style in which a person, usually a 12-15 y.o. male, says or does something incredibly offensive and crass with their main intentions being to overcome their woefully bland sense of humor, make themselves appear intellectual, and offend others. edge is most commonly employed by young teens who haven't quite yet developed a personality and have browsed through a few too many unsavory subreddits.

edge is not the same as dark humor, in which the offensive statements are made with an actual punchline or crux of the joke. edge is typically pointless, interchangeable rambling.
14 year old: "hitler! slavery! cbt! arson!"
normal person: "is this joke going to get a punchline or is it just a bunch of meaningless edge?"
mugGet the edgemug.

Asshole Edge

when you can change from a nice person to a complete asshole when needed , asshole edge
by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012
mugGet the Asshole Edgemug.

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