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period eating

the act of performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.
Wow Brendan was period eating that girl yesterday. That why his mouth looks like he has red lipstick on it.
by Analdestroyer69 April 25, 2014
mugGet the period eatingmug.

de-eat

the act of vomitting, esp. everything you've just eaten.

the act of expelling un-food from the body.
1. Shit she just de-ate all over the rug. No, I don't mind, but now she's going to have to re-eat dinner.
by atomicdave March 27, 2004
mugGet the de-eatmug.

eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.
Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!
by SandwichArtist1997 July 13, 2018
mugGet the eating freshmug.

Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.
Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.
by drokhole June 7, 2011
mugGet the Eating Soufflémug.

eat out

to lick a woman's pussyword with your tongue. perform oral sex to a female
by Crazy Mo May 29, 2003
mugGet the eat outmug.

Eating crackers

Not doing shit, lazy, unproductive.
Jason was supposed to be to work by 9:00, but instead that mother fucker is eating crackers again.
by Yessssss Michigan April 4, 2018
mugGet the Eating crackersmug.

I EAT

by mafiahairspy February 25, 2015
mugGet the I EATmug.

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