Eric

A mama's boy, who has no friends. He often complains about how he is unfulfilled and does nothing about it. Always follows the rules and therefore has no game because he's a little puss.

He's so an eric always listens to his mom, had won't do anything with his life.

by ohloveeeeeeeee. July 5, 2010

Eric

Eric always thinks he’s black. He thinks he’s a playboy but he’s really just gay. He’s the perfect gay bff you’ll ever meet.

“That’s a faggot named Eric”

by Blueberrykiss May 18, 2018

eärcked

Main Entry: eärcked
Pronunciation: eärcked
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Old Norse freta, often vulgar

4: to become confused or make an error
5:

Damn bitch you eärcked up my chicken pot pie.

by ravariel July 7, 2005

Male earing ethics

Right Ear = Gay

Left Ear = Straight

Both Ears = Bisexual

Originally if a man had an earing you could only rock it in the left ear which meant you were straight, the right ear meant you were gay and both meant that dude was bye. At some point probably in the 80s or 90s dudes started rocking the big diamond studs in both ears like that shit was cool. Now in 2015 that shit is considered normal. Me personally I rock mine in the left ear at all times, that's just me. Male Earing Ethics needs to be taken into consideration.

by yung_reezy_fla June 10, 2015

Erica

Definition of a whore. Usually works as a stripper or in a convienent store. Erica's are also known as home wreckers.

OMG, Don't be an Erica!

by MandyBoo October 19, 2010

Eric

Hypocritical, anorexic roommate who likes boys but tries to pretend he doesn't by constantly surrounding himself with the opposite sex. He even stalks them, but he always chooses the ugliest of the ugly to obsess over thus proving his homosexuality. He also constantly watches VH1 and Brothers and Sisters. It is a requirement for Eric to dress up for the simplest occasion such as eating at the 88. He likes to watch his roommates at night and touch their arm. We hope this is all he touches but we fear it isn't.

Goodness! You're such an Eric, standing over me at night dressed up and watching me with Brothers and Sisters on the TV and your penis in your hand and saying you aren't doing any of that.

I can't believe you locked your door this weekend! You're such an Eric!

You didn't eat any of your sandwich from lunch and left it sitting by the trash can. What are you, an Eric?!!

by The Keanu October 20, 2008

eric

The homosexual spelling of "Erik".

Eric: "Hey, let's sip lattes in an outdoor cafe while listening to Ricky Martin"

by marxx December 9, 2008