enginesexual

Describes one who makes love to steaming hot, oily engines. Particularly refering to automobile engines. (engine sex) the act of inserting penis in the air induction unit of a combustion engine. Often involves revving of the engine to maximize pleasure.

Hey guys I an enginesexual.

by Mechanic dude person kinky man October 14, 2008

Encinitas

A quiet beach side community on California's southern coast inhabited by a select few looking to avoid cultural diversity in any way shape or form by way of their insanely large trust funds. Surfing, drug use and the subsequent date rape that follows are all societal hallmarks of this proud community. Another bizarre ritual that has popped up in recent years to only become city-wide tradition is a young boys rite of passage by way of overdose, usually by way of a lethal/fun combination of prescription drugs and cocaine, with the supplies found in their parents bathroom cabinets/purses. Encinitas: Come for the sun drenched useless housewife larvae and stay for the incessant judgement by a hypocritical hybrid surfer-Christians that dominate the void of intellectual thought that pervades the area.

I'd go to Encinitas but I'm black and they might lynch me there for no reason.

by Playershit October 1, 2012

happy ending

What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.

When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

Engineeracle

Resolving a dire or tragic situation through modern engineering.

The trapped Chilean miners weren't saved by a miracle of God. It was an engineeracle.

by FormerChild October 16, 2010

Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.

"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"

by sellerina February 18, 2010

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010