The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.
by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013
Get the Zombie Drunkmug. An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.
You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!
Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
by BeautyQueen004 May 6, 2010
Get the Office Drunkmug. A magician's best friend.
by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014
Get the drunk audiencemug. A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.
"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
by icedsoftball January 22, 2014
Get the drunk ponymug. Kiss drunk is basically a kiss so good it leaves you in a daze to where you feel drunk, sort of like the term pussy drunk
by Pussyboyslay May 13, 2023
Get the Kiss-drunkmug. When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night
Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?
Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.
Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.
Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?
Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.
Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.
Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020
Get the Drunk-fishedmug. When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.
by 99problemz November 4, 2011
Get the Primo Drunkmug.