Diapermiling

Diapermiling
• Not changing your child’s diaper regularly, decreasing your amount of diapers used/purchased.

• A good excuse for not changing a diaper on your child before the wife gets home.

Example:
Cary: - Hi honey, how was your day?
Becky: - My day was stressful. I noticed that Vivien’s diaper is almost falling off her hips, when did you change her last?
Cary: - uh, no biggie dear, I was just saving us some money by “diapermiling”.

by John Oulton October 20, 2008

Diaper Dan

A title bestowed upon a person who wittingly or unwittingly says "Diaper Dan" aloud. The title can only be held by one person at a time.

1. I'm Diaper Dan.
2. You're it.

by Diaper Dan January 22, 2020

Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022

Dispersia

A mass ejection of people from a function or gathering.

It's dispersia time people, you gots to go.

by Moffie September 1, 2007

Diaper Cakes

Stacked useable baby necessities (mainly diapers) shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room.

Bebe Cakes makes the best diaper cakes, check them out at lovebebecakes.com

by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011

Dripper's Herpe

1. A burn mark created when a vaper takes a hit off an RDA without the top cap. Usually located around the mouth.
2. A burn created by hot juice shot out of an RDAs airholes. More commonly found on the hands and wrists, but can also be seen near the mouth.

My buddy wasn't paying attention and ended up with a gnarly dripper's herpe.

by RogueVaper July 8, 2014

Dick Diaper

Condom

I wont fuck you without a dick diaper.

by TibSt0rM June 10, 2017