lady dad

A father figure who is a man but has tendencies to do girly activities.

Dad, stop doing the dishes, you lady dad!

by TheBill October 4, 2015

Where is dad

A common question and the answer to it is getting milk.

Mum Where is dad?
Out getting milk honey *sobs*

by Godlydadfinder December 20, 2020

Dad Candy

1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.

2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.

I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.

by Ashley LG Chick April 21, 2011

felicia's dad

Drug dealer and user, cheater and wife abuser, Physical and Psychological

Felicia's dad: I want to use drugs, abuse my wife and cheat with other people

by cassietina April 22, 2017

Dad 23000

This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"

Damnnnnn Bobby Karen just pulled the dad 23000!!!

by yee yee bro January 13, 2021

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

josh's dad

gone

person1 , "Im going to go get milk"
person2 , "Ok, just don't be a josh's dad"

by Have you seen my dad ? November 12, 2019