The Great Depression

The Great Depression, also known as the great grandfather to the Corona Pandemic. It was the worst economic downtown that lasted from 1929-1939 making each and everything depressing to look at just like how hard the stocks market got massacred at the time.

The title granted The Greatest Depressed person in the world by the rest of the depressed people sharing the world with his great majesty.

Grandfather: Boy, let me tell you about the time the world went into the great depression
Boy: The future is now old man, welcome to the Corona pandemic, The Great Depression 2.0

Friend 1: Hey did you meet The Great Depression?
Friend 2: Yeah man, His depression was so great to the point where my struggles felt so insignificant. i feel so good about myself now
Friend 1: That man has shouldered the depression accumulated throughout your entire life . you are free now brother

by M1ndFudge June 20, 2020

cure for depression

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i want to kill myself
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me ;)

by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020

depresso espresso

bro, its a neato espresso for people to want to be depressed.
don't question their sanity.

𝕥 𝕙 𝕖 𝕪 𝕔 𝕣 𝕒 𝕧 𝕖 𝕤 𝕒 𝕕 𝕟 𝕖 𝕤 𝕤

bro, i really wanna be actually depressed and not fake it.
time to get a depresso espresso, to become sad-

by Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmn March 7, 2020

Depressed

Kimberly

Wow, I'm realizing how depressed I am. will it end ?

by TurtlesWithKittenTails February 28, 2014

Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)

He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.

by Bitchlee May 3, 2018

Depressed

When somebody doesn't let your definition become a definition on Urban Dictionary

I'm depressed

by therightmeaning November 20, 2018

Fake Depressed 14 year old

lil peep fan

look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep

by BigBlackSanta October 24, 2020