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National retard day

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid
by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019
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Popehog Day

Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.

This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.

Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...

"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
by Johnathan Ball February 20, 2008
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Day Man

Day Man is a fictional character from a song created on the television series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Day Man is the champion of the sun, he is a master of karate and friendship for everyone. He is also the arch nemmesis and fighter of the Night Man
Dorothy: Have you heard of the Day Man
JB: Hell's yeah girl, he's the fighter of the Night Man, he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone!
by Brock Heron November 3, 2007
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bad day

I'm having a bad day
by Wise Man October 28, 2003
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happy g day

Happy G day is another phrase for Happy birthday. But when you say happy g day to someone it means your close with them. It could also be referred to happy gangster day.
by BorderBandit November 30, 2020
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bitch shut the heck up day

Bitch shut the heck up day is a holiday on January 21st in which users change their profile picture to an image or braixen saying "bitch shut the heck up"
It's bitch shut the heck up day pls repost to spread awareness
by ghhhhghhgh January 21, 2018
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jack off day

A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.
Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."
by Jack mehoff12312 January 3, 2009
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