When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.
"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."
"Ouch! How'd it go?"
"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."
"Not good then?"
"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
"Ouch! How'd it go?"
"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."
"Not good then?"
"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012
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"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020
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by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020
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Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
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