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voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)
by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009
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Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.
Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?
by Mattoooo December 18, 2015
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need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.
Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!
by sXekazerider May 13, 2016
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One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.
Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)
by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018
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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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Flip-o-crite

Flip-o-crite
In order to criticize your opponent, you are willing to flip flop on your opinion or opposition view. Even if it means appearing like a hypocrite to win an argument.

A good example in politics would be conservatives yelling "my body my choice" which is typically an argument they have rejected for decades with abortion rights. However, in the debate over the vaccine is an argument they are temporarily willing to adopt the “my body, my choice” mantra in a sarcastic and facetious that does not align with their beliefs. But they are willing to temporarily adopt the saying way to win a debate over vaccines.

Conservatives are being such flip-o-crits over the vaccine.
Conservatives are being such flip-o-crites over the vaccine.
by Danny Mullan December 8, 2021
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hyp-hoe-crite

(noun) a hoe that can’t compare because she doesn’t compete
Becky is such a hyp-hoe-crite. She’s mad I wore booty shorts because she has a cottage cheese butt.
by DankestNight January 14, 2023
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