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Cunter

v. to be a bitch right in another persons face. Also to be an obnoxious piece of shit.
All of her roommates are pissed at her. She was talking with someone and gave a cunter rundown of her opinion of each of them.
by Dell556 April 21, 2010
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cross country

A sport in its purest form. Unlike track, which is normally a race against the clock, cross country is all about beating the other runner. The only way to succeed in xc is to train harder, faster, and smarter than your rival. This is unlike many other sports that rely on mostly talent rather than training. A sport that should be respected the most, yet is probably respected the least.
I'm too big of a pussy, so I quit cross country and joined football.
by tyler 123 April 7, 2008
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Anne Coulter

A sad manifestation of how easy it is to brainwash people with absolute bullshit. Refers to anyone who would rather spew loud nonsense than think critically.
"The bullfighter's biggest worry is not being gored; it's slipping on an unseen pile of Anne Coulter."
by Beefy Silence April 18, 2005
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Ann Coulter

One ANGRY transsexual. Makes a pile of money from spewing venom all over anyone and anything disagreeing with her Hitlerian world views. That she is so rich for spreading so much hate is proof that there is no God. Or at least no JUST God.
Ann Coulter: An adams apple means nothing!
by Right Wing-Leftist November 2, 2006
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Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is just a young Bill O' Reilly with tits. (or is Bill O' Reilly just and old Ann Coulter with a dick) This blathering idiot is well past the help that normal
anti-depressant's are able to provide. Yes, the only things that could help this loathesome, insane and pompous creature are a constant supply of methaqualone or a full frontal lobotomy.
On November 8, 2006 Ann Coulter claimed in her nationally syndicated column. "The Democratic Party made pathetic gains in the November 7 midterm elections".
by Daddio478 November 10, 2006
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ann coulter

A Rush Limbaugh wannabe. A highly conservative bitch who dresses like a hooker, and writes about her view that all liberals are evil (there's bad liberals, sure, but there's a slew of bad conservatives, too), and bashes the likes of Bill Clinton and other liberals... and she supports her fellow anti-Equal Rights crusader, Phyllis Schlafly. Both of these women need some major counseling... and a good whack in the face.
Anita Bryant- bad
Ann Coulter- evil
Bill O' Reilly- evil
Condolezza Rice- bad
George W. Bush- evil
Mel Gibson- bad
Rush Limbaugh- evil
by Lorelili May 25, 2005
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Counterfriends

associating with someone who works behind a counter.

you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk.

you might have one or two similar interest i.e.:

- you work/worked for the same company
- similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS
- you or a sibling might have gone to school with them
- they might have noticed you both buy the same things
- are ordering their fav food/drink
- you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse
- own a pet
- have kids
- have a car
- etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need.

you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them.

places you might find counterfriends:

-Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies
-Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops
-McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries
-Target, Walmart, stores
-secretaries, receptionists, assistants
-etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway.

Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
That cute guy Justin from Walgreens, with the pout and crossed arms? We're counterfriends.

Man! I counted on my counterfriend Svenia to save me the last CoverGirl Sparkle-Pink #45 lipstick!

My counterfriend Mario hooked me up with a great deal. Good thing they re-hired him after they caught him stealing pre-paid phones.

Oh my god! Dee my counterfriend said the head of cosmetics Jill 'margaritaville' pooped in the candy aisle last week.

Nah, I had my politics fix with my counterfriend Tai and the Sunday paper this morning.
by Agentmg17 October 20, 2011
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