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college whore

a stupid high school student (usually a girl but in rare cases a homosexual guy) who will do anything imaginable to get into a college. This includes but is not limited to: Peer counseling, dumbass clubs, boy scouts, girl scouts, community service, sports they dont like ect. If you confront them on why they are doing what they are doing they will say "its for college" At which point you should make fun of the fact they are ugly. College whore
Hey its friday. Wanna hang out tonight?
Sorry I cant, I gotta go to Boyscouts.
WTF???!?! Boy scouts are for 8 year old boys
Its for college
dumbass college whore
by Willie Lohmanz September 29, 2005
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collective soul

Spence: Man, did you go to the Collective Soul concert last nite?
Rob: No, they suck
Spence: Fuckin' chink
by Splancer January 22, 2006
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College of Science and Engineering

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the College of Science and Engineering (CSE) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most CSE students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the College of Science and Engineering!"

CSE student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
by WaspHives July 7, 2010
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boy collector

a person who surrounds herself with attractive male companions, yet claims that they are all only friends as per The Eagle's song 'Hotel California'

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
girl 1: who's becky seeing right now?
girl 2: i don't know... she's with a new guy every week, she's such a boy collector.
by angelinger September 26, 2005
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Boston College

Not a college, but a university and not located in Boston, but just outside. A prestigious Jesuit institution that has one of the most beautiful college campuses. It is very competitive, and is referred to as BC for short.
Student 1: I'm so excited I got into BC!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!
by Homie D September 20, 2004
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college

A institution of higher brainwashing run by washed out radicals from the 1960's Anti War movement who have also saturated the public school system. Unlike school college you have to pay money in enter either from yout own pocked or government aid.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Lalor Secondary College

Where people only care about is looks.

If you don't have perfect hair everyday, your skirt not up to your ass, or cake your face and just simply want to focus on your education. People won't bother to get to know you and just assume that your some boring person who spends their time doing Sudoku as a hobby.

And the people who in the 'hot category' usually look down on the people who aren't. They're the people who do the judging. Because you aren't perfect, they will think they're so much better than you and say selfish things to make them look better such as "Nobody likes you" or "Shut up, nobody cares". If you try to talk to them, they will be like "good for you" or "cools story bro". They're also really lazy asses who like to act rebel in class by bringing only an exercise book and a pen, and say smart ass comments in class and do nothing while disrupting the class. Then when the teacher tell them they need to do work, they come up to you and make you let them copy. These people also take small comments that people say about them behind their back so seriously. Like if they heard that they got called a slut/two face/bitch they would go and approach the person and cause a scene...to showoff their 'toughness' and increase their popularity.
A typical Lalor secondary college student:
Student 1: Hey did you see __, he/she's so hot!
Student 2: I heard she's a bitch.
Student 1: Who cares!

Student 1: Eww, did you see ___, he/she's so freaken ugly!
Student 2: She's pretty nice though.
Student 1: Who cares!
by omglololol June 29, 2011
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