chubi

Whatever the fuck you want it to be baby.

"You're a fucking chubi."
"What the hell is that?"
"You."
"Oh... Is it a bad thing?"
"Fuck if I know."

by Coffee Crotch May 11, 2006

Chuck Noris

an easily made fun of celeberty.

chuck noris's tears cure cancer
too bad chuck noris has never cried

by joe ben-avie December 28, 2005

chubi

Common street term for a "bitch" or another name for a mean or evil woman. Also used to describe a girl who sleeps around with several partners per week/night.

"Man, that chubi already fucked lil Ronnie tonight, and now she's going to fuck Daryl?"

or

"Man my mom is being a chubi about me going to the rave Saturday night."

by Mickey Dump April 26, 2006

chuck norris

Chuck norris is the all american hero he is amazing and uber

Chuck Norris won ww2 vietnam kicked out sadaam while making love to an amazing hot supermodel

by Yo September 8, 2004

chuck salt

When a male masturbates or copulates so often in a short space of time, he reaches the point at which he can no longer ejaculate.

Often accomplished by 14 year old Counter Strike players.

"I wanked 9 times on Tuesday; by the seventh toss I was beginning to chuck salt!"

by foxyfoxo October 3, 2006

Bang-Chuck

a recreational water sport, mainly played in pools, consisting of a "banger", a "chucker", a floatation device, and a ball. The Chucker, who is standing outside the pool, throws the ball at different heights and distances over the surface of the water. The Banger then proceeds to run and jump gracefully through the air attempting to snatch the ball in mid-flight or use the floatation device to assist him or her in the catch. Sometimes the Banger busts his or her ass on the floatation device or the surface of the water resulting in a failed catch. When a player fails to catch the ball, the audience, judge, or judges must then throw up a "W" with their hands representing a failed catch or "Woata" as it is commonly referred to. The game may consist of many different teams but requires a neutral judge to score each catch by the Banger. As the difficulty of each catch increases, so will the score by the judge. Many different types of floatation devices can be used in this fuckin sport. The positioning of the floatation device or devices can be arranged to the Banger’s liking. Before the attempted "bang" the banger can rearrange the positioning of the floatation devices into various positions which include, the pancake, x marks the spot, the runway, and the skier along with many others; basically you just make that shit up as you go along. Bang-chuck is not a game for pussies or children Sometimes people tend to get their asses kicked while attempting to make a spectacular catch. Bang-chuck is an interracial sport; Arabs, Jews, Hoes, Bitches, Scalawags, dick-domes, Angry Pirates, thugs, and gangstas are all aloud to enjoy this wonderful sport. Gays, however, are not aloud to play….. ever…. under any circumstance. You do not have to be circumcised to participate either. You must always give 110% when Bang-chucking, anything less will result in a disqualification. Parental supervision is strongly advised because you could very easily break a neck, tear an ACL, or ferociously smack your ball sack against the water’s surface. Common side effects of Bang-chucking are blue balls, fatigue, sleepiness, drowsiness, and an occasional upset stomach. Please use extreme caution when attempting to play Bang-chuck, but at the same time don’t be a bitch.

Josh: "Hey Neez, you limpdicked bastard, lets go to Sean's house and play Bang-Chuck in his pool"

Neez: "Man i dunno dude, my balls are all redish purple from yesterday's game, they're kinda raw and chaffing too"

Sean: "Thats fuckin gross dude"

Todd: "yeah seriusly man go fuck yourself"

by Josh Scott, Sean Cahill, Todd Livingston, Ryan "NEEZ" Chamberlain, and Scotty Rodgers May 27, 2006

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the biggest badass on the planet. As a matter of fact, if you divide Chuck by zero, you get one... one badass that is! Some more proven facts about this badass are...

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

by gO:David August 23, 2009