christmas

wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.

So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005

Christmas bonus

To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.

Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.

by TRX534 November 29, 2009

Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.

News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.

by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010

For Christmas Shakes

a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation

A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"

by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011

Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.

"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

by rzerobzero April 28, 2012

Christmahannukwanzadan

The background of UrbanDictionary during the 2010 season, that in its attempt not to, shows some ignorance--the fact that Kwanzaa is not a religious holiday. It was created commercially by Maulana Karenga, an African-American, in 1966, because he felt that secular blacks were left out during holiday celebrations.

Two guys are on urbandictionary on December 2, 2010 and see the background: "happy CHRISTMAHANNUKWANZADAN from urban dictionary"

White guy: We have Christmas, you have Kwanzaa.
Black guy: Not really.... Well actually, kind of, because these days your Christmas isn't even religious, it's only a chance for The Man to make some money off of you guys.

by Bobazonski December 3, 2010

christmas

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

by Kay January 18, 2004