the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.
by kabum February 4, 2010
Get the canada's history mug.A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 4, 2010
Get the canada's history mug.A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.
John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
by Neverkillmavericks February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Doing a sex tape with Pamela Anderson. There's been so many of them, that Pamela's beaver is now part of Canadian history.
by bbbl67 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.(N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.
Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
by Drewburns February 5, 2010
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