A sex act between three or more males and a female. It can only be performed properly behind a Tim Hortons.
The woman sits in an empty kiddie pool dressed as a lumberjack and the men surround and pour maple syrup over her while removing her clothing using only hockey sticks.
After the woman is nude, the men position themselves such that no less than two penises are in her anus, which is lubricated with maple syrup. The third man forces Canadian bacon down her throat. Any additional men would take turns with the anal sex.
After several sticky minutes of butt loving and "bacon" then men circle the pool and urinate while being fellated.
When the men each about to ejaculate, they take turns dumping their loads in her syrupy anus and then make a line to suck the sweet shit-cum out and pass it to each other mouth to mouth all the way down the line and then to the woman, who gargles it to the tune of the Canadian national anthem then swallows.
If a moose is available it is also fellated by the woman.
The woman sits in an empty kiddie pool dressed as a lumberjack and the men surround and pour maple syrup over her while removing her clothing using only hockey sticks.
After the woman is nude, the men position themselves such that no less than two penises are in her anus, which is lubricated with maple syrup. The third man forces Canadian bacon down her throat. Any additional men would take turns with the anal sex.
After several sticky minutes of butt loving and "bacon" then men circle the pool and urinate while being fellated.
When the men each about to ejaculate, they take turns dumping their loads in her syrupy anus and then make a line to suck the sweet shit-cum out and pass it to each other mouth to mouth all the way down the line and then to the woman, who gargles it to the tune of the Canadian national anthem then swallows.
If a moose is available it is also fellated by the woman.
by CHansen February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A notoriously gruesome sexual act, most commonly performed in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. This involves the male filling every possible oriphis of the woman, including the anus, oral cavity, vagina (or "beaver" if you prefer), and additionally the nasal cavaties and at least one earhole. Obviously, the penis and tongue are not enough to satisfy these requirements in most cases, so foreign objects are used as needed. These objects include, but are not limited to: pencils, pens, glue sticks, moose antlers, pine boughs, dildoes, hockey sticks, vegetables, and assorted trophies. The term "Canada's History" has several recognized origins. One theory is that when the entire population of extremely polite people of Earth migrated to Canada in the year 47 A.D., this was the predominant method of sexual intercourse. The more accepted theory, however, is related to the strange phenomenon associated with "Canada's History": both partners spontaneously begin singing the Canadian National Anthem upon reaching orgasm.
"Canada's History... it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup." - Stephen Colbert
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Brought back into common usage after being referenced by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on 2/4/2010, Canada's History refers to a sex act in which urine, feces, and maple syrup are mixed in the bowl of the Stanley Cup, before being poured into a vagina or anus which has been propped open with moose antlers.
"Man, I am having trouble sitting properly after my girlfriend showed me Canada's History last night."
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"Canada's History" is known as one of the highest rituals among men in that country.Atleast two men must be present for this classic competition. Directions: Make sure to lube that anus with some Maple syrup, you're going to need it. First one make male begins to perform oral sex on another. As soon as the second male is about to reach his climax, he will then turn to shoot it into the Stanley Cup. The Stanley cup is raised in the air, preferably on a coffee table. The height of which his jizz lands on the cup determines how far he must take a moose antler up the ass from the previous participant. It then repeats reversing roles. The person to get it in the cup first wins.
"Canada's History" is known as one of the highest rituals among men in that country.Atleast two men must be present for this classic competition. Directions: Make sure to lube that anus with some Maple syrup, you're going to need it. First one make male begins to perform oral sex on another. As soon as the second male is about to reach his climax, he will then turn to shoot it into the Stanley Cup. The Stanley cup is raised in the air, preferably on a coffee table. The height of which his jizz lands on the cup determines how far he must take a moose antler up the ass from the previous participant. It then repeats reversing roles. The person to get it in the cup first wins.
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