A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie
i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.
i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.
by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015
Get the Cum diapermug. I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.
by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010
Get the cum gubbermug. -Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
Get the Cum Conmug. An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.
Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered June 24, 2016
Get the Blackout-cummug. Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.
by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023
Get the Cum-Fartinimug. A classier way to say cum dumpster.
by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018
Get the cum wagonmug. by RichieBigTits August 23, 2021
Get the Cum Walletmug.