Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.

Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.

by Dr Gregory Johnson March 12, 2023

Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.

I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.

by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013

Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something

Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum

by I eat penis January 01, 2022

Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 08, 2015

cum nigga

may or may not be a lil nigga covered in cum

"that lil nigga be a cum nigga"

by 100% a black man January 01, 2021

cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.

im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight

by BeNnEr BoY February 01, 2017

Cum Wallet

Another name for female genitals

Yo dude, I just filled her cum wallet up.

by RichieBigTits August 23, 2021