Comperstand

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010

Competitive Head

1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.

This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!

by Systemfx May 5, 2011

Cofpee

After drinking a lot of coffee, you notice that your urine smells just like coffee.

I gotta drink some water, I just released a quart of Cofpee.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

Competerative

There are many games, mostly board games where a cooperative victory or failure is achieved. A Competerative game has the same conditions but there will still be a winner by some individual achievement. This type of game can be tough to really win as players will pull punches or alpha strike at inopportune times for the group to manipulate their score for the final win. This can cause a loss for everyone but if you wanted a game that was fully cooperative you would be playing that instead.

Games like Pandemic and Flashpoint are cooperative but games like Dungeon Run are competerative.

by elementalsigil April 18, 2015

competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015

Cooper at 3

When you trynna fight in the Mountain View/Los Altos, CA area.

*when Stefano is trynna fight*
me: Cooper at 3

by swag$ October 22, 2015