Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

Burrito milking

Sucking dick

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do

by Destineehenderson July 5, 2015

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022

Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.

Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!

by gary696969 March 6, 2010

metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.

me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back

by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019