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brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips
by brandon May 5, 2014
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Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
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Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed
by gogirl69 September 19, 2016
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Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi
by SenkaXD June 10, 2016
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A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.
God damnit, your being such a brandon.
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
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Pulling a Brandon

Being a petty ass, overly sensitive whiny bitch who can't take a joke.
This guy was totally pulling a Brandon at a party because someone made a joke about his mom.
by ashielynn June 23, 2016
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Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
by jijimuu July 4, 2011
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