Joe Bird

one who shanks someone at a public event.

This can happen at a football game, and is typically done with a knife that the person is carring out of rage and depression

Oh my god you just got Joe Birded in the leg!

by yaboysagoon December 17, 2009

Dodo Bird

Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.

You are such a fucking dodo bird.

by Justin Cool KIcks August 30, 2016

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010

Bird Liquor

NOUN - Male ejaculate. Semen.

She jerked me off and I shot my bird liquor all over her sheets.

by J to the Edwards December 12, 2017

Bird in the throat

What u say to people with a white bird.

Your bird is blond but red in the throath, you probably got the bird in the throat

by DezeGuyIsKeeeenkerFast October 7, 2021

Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

5th Bird

To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.

Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.

by Bee Syrup January 15, 2016