brown balls

A condition that occurs when a man wipes back to front smearing shit on the ball sack

No girl would give J.P. head due to horrific smell coming from his brown balls

by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009

National kick balls day

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November

Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day

by Stacey the ball kicker October 3, 2020

balls to the face

When some one, male or female, gets MAN balls to their face. Some people like it but most dont't.

Man, I just took balls to the face, It was awesome. A little hairy but i can deal with that.

by Laynie and Lorraine November 6, 2006

Ballsac Teabagger

ONe of Howard Stern's characters made up to represent a terrorist who's name is very hard to pronounce. Must be said in a middle eastern tone.

And a newly added name to the FBI's most wanted list is Terrorist, Ballsac Teabagger, wanted for his connection with the world trade center bombings.

by Willmerson September 20, 2005

Lick balls

Also can mean; sucks, lame; etc.

The Madonna concert licked balls, so I left early.

by Mike.D May 8, 2005

Blue Balls

the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.

note to all women,

NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...

by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004

suck my balls

apply oral stimulation to my male genitilia

Suck my balls, bitch!

by MaddMattG August 1, 2003