Beat Off Syndrome

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.

My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!

by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 13, 2018

Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019

Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.

"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."

by Anon___123 September 28, 2019

Beat it and delete it

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.

Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game

by NoodleNoseWasTaken October 1, 2020

Beatbox'ed

Hangover after the cheap alcohol Beatbox. It's a state in which you have no fucking idea what happened to your body and you surely will regret whatever you did with that devil's juice in your body.

You look like shit, what happened?

I Beatbox'ed, I think... I'll check my phone. Yep, I sure as hell did...

by TSF-RIN November 18, 2020

Beat up your tall friend

The 14 December is it Beat up your tall friend day, just because it’s fun when your the short friend:)

you slap or kick one or more of your tall friends (you beat up your tall friend)

by A potter head December 12, 2020

beatfern

a dear friend that you deeply care for

Friend 1: “Beatfern I just got accepted into a prestigious university!”
Friend 2: “OH BEATFERN!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!”

by shiftinassets February 8, 2021