Banditos

A Mexian-Spanish word to describe a group of boys who muzz at warehouse parties

Muzzer 1: Hey how sick is this warehouse party?
Muzzer 2: Yeh so sick! Check out those Banditos who are here!

by happyhj November 25, 2016

Bandit

A totally cool and self righteous diety

by Bandit 72 September 26, 2003

Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus

Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...

by Granty Babes April 2, 2008

One Armed Bandit

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.

Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"

by David Wild August 3, 2008

Bandit

Incredibly stupid person.

Don't be such a bandit

by Tomtom April 13, 2003

Quim Bandit

A collector of the quim.

Shirley's quim was soaking wet, and so Nigel decided to don the act of the quim bandit in order to win himself a lumpkin.

A: Go eat some quim you fucking quim.
B: I ain't know muhfucking quim bandit.

by Quim Bandit January 25, 2011

wet bandit

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.

last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

by noobler elf October 24, 2007