Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011

brown clipping

During anal sex, after pulling out completley either accidental or intentional, the accidental brushing of the vaginal area with the penis during the process of reinsertion.

I'm not doing that again. He kept brown clipping me all night.

by Sinmatic May 28, 2016

Brown Humour

Any humor that reffers directly or indirectly to the toilet and other related activities.

I hate it when Chad uses brown humour, it stinks.

by sleepn July 30, 2015

Gavin brown

A Gavin brown is a sweat with dreads that get hoes he is the best gamer you will meet he loves dread sex from the back best basketball player as well don't 1v1 him in games he will destroy you he is lovely and charming he bully's aquavion Carl elijah Garry and Johnny and more

💯💯💯

Gavin brown is a cutie

by Sexy dread head October 21, 2019

Brown Butterfly

When you've taken a messy dump and look at the first wipe.

The young lady's subsequent bowel movement revealed a Brown Butterfly patten on the toilet tissue.

You're a goddamn brown butterfly!

by Dnice456 April 23, 2017

brown piste

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.

the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up

by buckins May 16, 2006

Brown Carrie

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.

by Seanye721 October 15, 2020