happy birthday

on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later

i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed

by WobbaWobba September 17, 2006

Golden golden birthday

When your age is Double the date you were born on

Turning 33 on the 3rd.....golden golden birthday.....ahhhhhh

by Golden golden birthday June 1, 2017

18th birthday

The day I came in a vagina

My girlfriend fucked me on my 18th birthday

by Funnylink2 February 4, 2009

round birthday

When birthday celebrations last for days or even weeks past your actual birthday.

Since Nanny couldn't be here on my actual birthday, I'm having a round birthday this year and it will last into next weekend.

by TonyBWood July 1, 2014

july 30 birthday

this is for ian. good guy. pretty cool

july 30 birthday is the day ian was born

by urmomhaha69 November 20, 2020

Ebay Birthday

A birthday that consists of the birthday boy or girl browsing eBay rather than doing other more traditional birthday activities.

Osman: Hey man I know your birthday is coming up in a week. Are you having a party? Do you want to hang out or something? Hit me up man.

Darius: Uh, this is kind of awkward. I'm actually having an eBay birthday, so... yeah.

Osman: ...

by WhisperScreamer August 11, 2010

Happy Birthday Bug

Wishing a person who reminds you of a bug/insect/pet a happy birthday!

Oh my its Matoukie's birthday! Happy Birthday Bug!

by Daniela Umbrella November 20, 2010