The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.
Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.
Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.
by S Hunter July 25, 2006
Get the tangle berries mug.The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.
Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.
Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.
This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.
Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.
All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.
Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.
Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.
This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.
Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.
All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.
Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
Barry Zito is the controller of the weather, and he commands, and demands, a sacrifice of three sheep, a cantaloupe, a guitar pick, and a large pizza from Domino's.
The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.
The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.
by Jackz R@ging B0w3L September 12, 2008
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A small red neck town. Once you enter you will start talking improperly. Do not stay here for over a week. Strictly a vacation town only.
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Guy 1: Yo fahm i really want to eat berries and chill with that ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting
by Theo_bASTARD May 15, 2016
Get the Eat berries and chill mug.Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"
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