when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
by crustydiscarge69 February 05, 2021
A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
by Coffee junkie June 01, 2020
by meowmlg July 27, 2015
The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.
Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
by Thesigmamale April 23, 2022
Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022
by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022
i sat on a stool in my mothers kitchen i thought i felt a wet warm fart it actually was asshole sauce came flying out my ass just for my mom to bake for the family.
by ikeasssauce September 29, 2017