asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.

With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.

by weyus November 9, 2022

tangling asshole

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong May 26, 2016

January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.

"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."

by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

Asshole Chicken

Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris

Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?

by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022

Shaq's Asshole

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.

Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.

by Chorbashi October 31, 2020

Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask

Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"

by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009

The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.

Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018