An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.
A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
Get the Ridiculous assholemug. by Yaka the magnificent May 27, 2016
Get the cuddly assholemug. Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022
Get the Asshole Chickenmug. by Chorbashi October 31, 2020
Get the Shaq's Assholemug. by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016
Get the sloppy assholemug. A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.
“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Adele’s Assholemug. A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018
Get the Asshole switchmug.