army dildo

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated

The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man

by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018

army

also known as bts fans.

“Hey im an army!”
“Really?” *smacks*
“Excuse me dumbass hoe who do you think your smacking?” *beats the shit out of the person

by hahahahhaah December 23, 2020

im an army but-

"im an army but-" is an iconic phrase used by stans who are going to throw bts or the army fandom under the bus, or are pick mes who want to be accepted by other stans

Person A: Did you know *this person* did *blahblahblah*

Person B: They did? Im an army but-

by joonlvrs November 4, 2021

army bod

It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain

Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.

by Not an army guy November 5, 2018

the commando army

The commando army or known as TCA Or VT. Is a clan formed originaly by commando and tanker. Tca is your average discord clan that raids and nukes people. Tca was formed October 14th 2020

Friend: Hey bro are you in tca

Person: nah The commando army is to cool for me

by ThatGirlAkira January 7, 2024

sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile

I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!

by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019

helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020