Angry Trucker

A situation where you smoke a pack a cigarettes while a cheap truck stop whore gives you an old school BJ in the back of your rig and then doesn't finish the job and instead takes your cash and runs.

Derek was really upset when the truck stop hooker pulled an Angry Trucker on him

by kiesersozay January 25, 2011

Angry Pirate

The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!

by Dickie Brooks October 21, 2007

Angry Red Dragon

Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.

I know i know...So what is it?

Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.

No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.

Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"

by Abbey-Bitch July 7, 2010

Angry Mule

The act of kicking your partner in the face while receiving head.

I got so into it last night I gave did the angry mule, and she bit me.

by 2meninabunk October 23, 2008

Angry Sperm

After pleasuring a lady, you take a wizz flushing out the residual sperm which has not entered/splatted on your lady friend.

And their pissed.

I took a pee in that cup u just drank and that salty taste is the Angry Sperm.

by kripttic August 12, 2011

angry frog

When a really tall girl jumps from a high place and jumps down onto the bed where a guy is laying down and the she lands perfectly on his dick, and then makes her legs like a frog' and keeps fucking him all night

Oh man my girl angry frogged me last night and it was so amazing!

by Qwert123 December 3, 2013

anghus

Anghus is a boy who is generally sweet and strong as an ox. They can be very emotional and will fight for what they love. Anghus will give you all his love and will do anything for yours.

You're such an Anghus!
Aw thanks babe.

by Fruitpoop April 4, 2015