Skip to main content

Angry Ali

The Angry Ali is a simple, but at the same time very fun to do. You simply have the girl you are planning to have sex with, release her feces on your hands. After your hands are now covered like boxing gloves you have your partner pull down their pants and start fisting their vagina. Once the vagina has dialated enough, you start increasing the speed of the fisting to where it looks like a jab or punch.
I was really pissed off for my dog pissing on the carpet, that I took it out on my wife and gave her an angry ali.
by Coltrane Smith March 6, 2009
mugGet the Angry Ali mug.

angry blow job

When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.
Stan gave his girlfriend an angry blow job on his birthday.
by sharks4thecup March 10, 2009
mugGet the angry blow job mug.

Angry guinea pig

have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig
i could hear george angry guinea pigging all night.
by george the guinea pig December 15, 2008
mugGet the Angry guinea pig mug.

Angry Claire

During the act of oral sex, specifically a blowjob, the blower bites the blowee's penis off. If performed correctly, only one bite is required. Additional bites may be added if botched. It is usually followed by a donkey punch.
"So this bitch totally tried to give me an angry claire last night."

"She bit your dick off?!"

"Nah, I pulled out and donkey punched her just in time."
by Tha Masta Blasta2 January 30, 2010
mugGet the Angry Claire mug.

Angry Barbarian Butt Sex

When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.
Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?

Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.
by Lilchunks September 1, 2013
mugGet the Angry Barbarian Butt Sex mug.

Andreyah

Andreyah is a loveable person! She loves sports and hopes to be professional. If you don't meet her, than that's to bad.😢 She cares about others... Also Andreyah can be a little jelouse about friends.
Andreyah is amazing
by Soccer_Girl_2006 May 14, 2018
mugGet the Andreyah mug.

the angry floyd

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"
Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?
by bob jones March 19, 2005
mugGet the the angry floyd mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email