Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019

Tiny Tim

Tiny Tim is a weird human, mayeb not human, with a broken leg and thin bone! Tiny Tim is a nickname for this person, the person is usually not normal and has weird jokes that shouldn’t be funny but are

Tiny Tim is weird, not normal all

by Hellopeopleonearth February 27, 2019

Tim

Tim is a very kind person. He always would do what you say and always would help you. But he´s very loud. Sometimes people are distracted by him, because he´s shouting so loud. But he is still a very nice guy. He is not really interested what people think about him and he doesn´t really like gossiping about someone. He is sometimes kind of a freak but in a good way:) He sometimes behaves very childish.

Friend 1: Oh, well... I have to say that this person is very...
Tim: Stop. He´s my friend and I will not gossip about him with you.

by google.comlol March 11, 2019

Tim Sausage

a sexy mf cookin up some good ass fuckin sausages on the grill whilst drinking them cold ones

"tim sausage be straight fuckin F I R E dawg"

by timmy and his fire sausages March 18, 2019

tim

a fucking dwarf

yo dude! you are a "tim"

by wallah458 September 24, 2019

Tim

Someone who creates both fear and joy within the hearts of many he is mainly is the weird annoying kid in the back of the class that no one trusts or cares about .

" hey what's that kid doing "
" oh he's just being tim"

by Yhtommit October 9, 2019