January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.

"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."

by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

Academic Asshole

A person who only cares abut the marks they get in everything and has no friends.

*James hey i got 100/100

*Max sooo what

*James im better then YOU!
*shut up you Academic Asshole

by meowmlg August 26, 2015

Ridiculous asshole

An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.

A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016

Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018

Mitchell’s Asshole

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away

“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”

by Marlbanda October 27, 2018

The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.

Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018