April 25

National squeeze ass day squeeze boobs day suck dick day and suck nipples day

Guy: *squeezes girl's boobs* can't get mad its April 25
Girl: Oh right *gets on her knees and pulls down the guy's pants and boxers then sucks his dick*

by Dicksucker Golden91623 April 23, 2019

april 5

Stomic cancer day

April 5-for my boy with stomic cancer (Liam) stomic cancer day

by Doing this for my boy Liam May 17, 2018

april 30th

Grab titties day

April 30th grab yo girls titties if she got nothing sick for you grab her dick

by April 27th May 31, 2018

APRIL 15

Stop being horny for a day and no vigina, ass or dick grabbing 🤪

"Guys it's (April 15). Making it (no horny day)

by Gloria broger April 13, 2019

april 18th

The day we will die.
The bible is good right? maybe not.

LAMENTATIONS 4:18

our enemies hunted us so we could not even walk in the streets. our end came near. our time was up. our end came.

THIS CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE BIBLE I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOOK IT UP IF YOU WANT

also aliens and shit from that twitter voice mail

Nibba we gon die on april 18th

by robonacho April 15, 2018

April 8th

National Dumb Bitch day. If you were born today, u dumb as fuck.

Bruh anyone born on April 8th pushes a door that says “pull”

by yomoma6969 October 16, 2019

April 11th

National George is dog water day

National George is dog water day is a day where we call popular twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound dog water because he lost a pvp minecraft fight to DreamWasTaken while having 3x the amount of health Dream had

Tom: Wow tomorrow is April 11th I cant wait for national george is dog water day!

by MmmWhat? April 11, 2021