Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

by Cup of steel June 12, 2023

did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

by littleclinty September 14, 2020

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 24, 2020

But did you die?

A reply often said by parents when your complaining about some pain you have

Boy: " mom, my foot hurts"
Mom: "but did you die?"
Boy: "no.. bu-"
Mom: "-but did you die?"
Boy: "no.."

by the one and only, glitch December 15, 2022

Did an Alexa

When you only watch 3 episodes of an anime then drop it becuase you're too lazy

Person 1: Did u finish Owari no Seraph?
Person 2: No, i didn't cause i couldn't be arsed. I did an alexa.

by klevisussy August 12, 2021

Did Does

Whopper knockers

she has whopper “did does”

by whacko999 July 12, 2023

Did a Golbs

When you glitch a game object into another causing physics to break sending one or the other into space

"Hey I just tried to repair a vehicle by putting a wheel into it and it knocked a platoon of players ragdolling everywhere"
"Wow you just did a Golbs"

by BorderKeeper April 19, 2020