Alabama attitude

An attitude applied to any aspect of life, but specifically sports, with the belief that you are inherently more deserving of victory than all others. It also follows that any who obstruct your path to victory are evil, wrongdoing people, and must pay for their horrible sin. One with an Alabama attitude believes that he/she deserves to win every thing he/she does simply because they are Alabama. This attitude is taken directly from the beliefs of fans of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team.

The thing I really hate about Kentucky basketball fans is their Alabama attitude.

by lefty1994 March 7, 2010

Alabama Hot Pocket

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off pabst, horse fetuses, and indian soul gems

Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town

by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007

Alabama nigger

An Alabama nigger is the type of texas yee haw you know fucks their cousin, honestly whoever let these people into my country need to be killed

Jeremy is a fucking alabama nigger

by Itz_woodman February 2, 2020

Alabama Thundersmack

After male orgasm, he waits a little bit, pulls out and smacks the female on the face with his dick, that is covered in his/hers juices

After sex, I told my girlfriend I had a surprise for her... after fucking her I gave her an Alabama Thundersmack

by xfreexwillx717 September 28, 2008

Alabama Dimebag

When you put a pipe full of weed in her vagina and let it take a hit

I just Evangalina Avila's pussy an Alabama Dimebag

by Josh Avila January 11, 2008

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

Alabama Picture Frame

A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.

We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.

by JohnnyLouisiana March 22, 2010