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Jerk Chicken

Someone who insults people or their work while hiding behind a computer.
They are usually angry about something else and assume so much, especially that they are an expert.
The angry Anonymous jerk chicken complained about my work in the Forum to find plenty of other chickens to roost with. But they all ended up fried, dove into the hot oil of stupidity together, in front of everyone.
by BurgleCut May 30, 2019
mugGet the Jerk Chickenmug.

jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it
by gethorny.com August 21, 2021
mugGet the jerking offmug.

Jerk Ranger

Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.
fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd
by Jerk Ranger December 8, 2010
mugGet the Jerk Rangermug.

Earth Jerk

When a girl digs a hole and you lay down in it. She then covers you until only your erect penis is sticking out of the ground and starts to jerk you off.
I was so drunk last night I let a girl give me a earth jerk 2 feet under.
by jerksmcgee June 8, 2011
mugGet the Earth Jerkmug.

A Jerk-off

2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.
your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !
by B-dones September 16, 2018
mugGet the A Jerk-offmug.

shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.
"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.
mugGet the shit jerkingmug.

the old pump and jerk

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
by themaskednwker September 14, 2013
mugGet the the old pump and jerkmug.

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