Joe Bird

one who shanks someone at a public event.

This can happen at a football game, and is typically done with a knife that the person is carring out of rage and depression

Oh my god you just got Joe Birded in the leg!

by yaboysagoon December 17, 2009

Dodo Bird

Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.

You are such a fucking dodo bird.

by Justin Cool KIcks August 30, 2016

Lary Bird

It's when a man's junk is showing too much through their pants, much like Lary Bird the basketball player often was

omg look at his lary bird,. eww

by Chuckory January 25, 2019

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010

Bird Liquor

NOUN - Male ejaculate. Semen.

She jerked me off and I shot my bird liquor all over her sheets.

by J to the Edwards December 12, 2017

Reaper Bird

Reaper Bird (otherwise known as ",") is one of the many Amalgamates found in the True Lab. It is a very tall figure that appears to be a combination of Astigmatism, Final Froggit, and Whimsalot, while is hurt sound is that from a Vulkin. It summons an Everyman (see more at its definition).

Person 1: So, which Amalgamate is the scariest?
Person 2: I think it's Reaper Bird, but only because of what it did to Everyman.

by MEMEry_Head-323 November 11, 2017

Flappy Birds

A group of women with extra large vaginal lips, aka labia. An annoying yet addictive game.

Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.

Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?

Anthony : 4

Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!

Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014