Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!
Person 2: Gas is too high.
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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?
Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.
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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?
Guy 2: Gas is too high...
Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?
Guy 2: Gas is too high...
Person 2: Gas is too high.
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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?
Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.
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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?
Guy 2: Gas is too high...
Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?
Guy 2: Gas is too high...
by DangitBobbeh123456789 May 24, 2011
Get the Gas is too highmug. To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
Get the Tallahassee Gas Maskmug. The best city in Georgia. A city whose love has no end. Although we like friendly city rivals when it comes down to it we stick together. You're sure to find a good thing when you find someone from the 'Good Life City'.
by Go to sleep Ho January 6, 2017
Get the Albany, GAmug. by joe dicenson February 5, 2010
Get the Connecticut Gas Jobmug. When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
by awesomesaus December 20, 2012
Get the golden gas pumpmug. by princevsanime January 14, 2022
Get the Kimi ga yomug. A: I reckon Floyd Mayweather Jr would have whipped Muhammed Ali if he went back in time
B: Stop chatting bear gas dude, Ali was the Greatest!
B: Stop chatting bear gas dude, Ali was the Greatest!
by Hank Bennett May 30, 2010
Get the Bear Gasmug.