Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.
Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!
by c2l2 April 30, 2020
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Fury's Dad

A person who owns his son 40k of child support
by KKK member who shits on others October 12, 2017
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Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.
Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
by Lobo1492 August 03, 2020
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Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop
When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.
by Chad dad August 25, 2022
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go dad !

Expression.

Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball

Usually exclaimed by a female.

Said male does not have to be a actual father.
*Guy throwing a football*

girl: go dad !
by loser4losers April 23, 2022
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Lesbian Dad

A super protective lesbian who will throw hands with her gay son's boyfriend if her son gets hurt
"My lesbian dad is gonna flip when she figures out my boyfriend and I broke up..."
by Thatgaykid13 September 07, 2020
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dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.
Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.
by broooon May 22, 2018
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