Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

Short Arm Shifty by Shuaman June 16, 2023

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I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.

Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT! by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024

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On a swift one

A phrase used by the almighty lord used to say something needs to be done fast

I need the toilet on a swift one

On a swift one by Uxlotheking December 28, 2025

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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

Dr. Swift by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

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